I work at a library.
Which you'd probably think goes like this;
Instead it mostly goes like this;
I've been a graduate student for a year and a half (in Library Science because I'm insane) and I just purchased a townhouse (My first property. I am an adult!) a week or so ago.
My main goal in life right now is to adopt a fat pug who will watch tv and eat cheetos with me.
I'm generally either shy/awkward or manic/weird. I'm working through issues of horrible self-esteem and self-confidence. As a result I haven't submitted much and mostly enter small contests when I can. I like Idol because it almost forces you to write and I probably need that these days.
I write fiction. I envy those who do non-fiction but I prefer my genres. Science fiction and fantasy and horror and romance oh my.
I'm a bisexual mostly liberal slightly eccentric blue haired pudgy girl who has an equal amount of useless romance novel paperbacks and anime DVDs on shelves that are slightly structurally unsound because I can't hammer correctly.
That's it. I don't have anymore. Go forth and read other more interesting intros. With blackjack and hookers.